Just days before Christmas, families worldwide were shocked to learn their gifts may not arrive on time. Last-minute industrial action was unanimously voted through by ELF (Elvish Labourers Federation), a union comprising 90% of the Christmas workforce. Resentment has been simmering for decades, as rising demands for presents piled pressure on workers. ‘It’s been going on far too long,’ said ELF spokesperson Rimsheef Snucklefidget. ‘Everyone … Continue reading Santa Facing Christmas Delays Amidst Elf Industrial Action