Tories Sell Food Items as NFTS in Bid to Tackle Supply Line Shortages

Festive food shortages threatening to spoil Christmas? Petrol problems got you in a panic? Don’t worry, Britain, we’ve got you. While the HGV drivers won’t be showing up anytime soon, you can now buy all of the items you’re missing this Christmas as NFTs. Introducing the NFT (Nation-Fucking Tories) NFT collection. Your plate may be empty this Christmas but thanks to the Conservative Party, your … Continue reading Tories Sell Food Items as NFTS in Bid to Tackle Supply Line Shortages

BBC One Set to Debut ‘The Union Jack Hour’

The BBC has announced that it will be debuting its new flagship show ‘The Union Jack Hour’, next Monday on BBC One. After the UK government accused the Beeb of displaying a flagitious lack of patriotism, the broadcaster has agreed to air one hour of uninterrupted flag action, each and every day, forever and ever, and ever. Having been recently flagged and flagellated by BBC … Continue reading BBC One Set to Debut ‘The Union Jack Hour’