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Tories Sell Food Items as NFTS in Bid to Tackle Supply Line Shortages

Festive food shortages threatening to spoil Christmas? Petrol problems got you in a panic?

Don’t worry, Britain, we’ve got you.

While the HGV drivers won’t be showing up anytime soon, you can now buy all of the items you’re missing this Christmas as NFTs.

Introducing the NFT (Nation-Fucking Tories) NFT collection.

Your plate may be empty this Christmas but thanks to the Conservative Party, your virtual dinner table will be full to the gunwales.

Now that’s levelling up.

Visit TheNFTNFT.co.uk and secure your Nation-Fucking Tories Non-Fungible Token today!

50% of profits from this collection will be donated to The Good Law Project.

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