Dealers Selling ‘Coke Zero’ to Beat Dry January Slump

As Dry January continues to wreak havoc across the black market, some industrious entrepreneurs have found an ingenious solution that has Londoners lining up down the street. The supposed drug-free cocaine alternative that dealers have dubbed Coke Zero, or Nocaine in some circles, has proved an instant hit with nose-thirsty Londoners. Intentions for a sober four weeks likely began with good intentions, but many realised 31 days without … Continue reading Dealers Selling ‘Coke Zero’ to Beat Dry January Slump

Pepsi Launch ‘Be Less Human’ Training Initiative

Following a controversial Coca-Cola seminar which urged employees to ‘be less white’, Pepsi, always hot on the heels of their far superior rival, have developed their own internal training program. Theirs asking staff to be less human. ‘We thought if the boys over at Coke can do some woke training, then we should totally try and 7up them,’ said John Richardson, head of the soon … Continue reading Pepsi Launch ‘Be Less Human’ Training Initiative