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Boris Announces New Housing Measures, Homes to Be Measured in Yards Instead of Metres

by Lee innitJune 9, 2022June 9, 2022
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Boris Johnson announced drastic new housing measures today with homes now set to be measured in yards instead of metres 🏠📏
It’s time to draw a line under things… 👃
According to a recent YouGov poll, an overwhelming majority of online bots say that they still back Boris 🤖🇬🇧
The government has announced plans to scrap the much-debated BBC license fee in favour of a blood sacrifice🩸
Novak Djokovic's Australian Open summed up in one image 🎾
Sue Gray has signed a deal with Vice to host a new documentary series investigating illegal parties across the globe 🚨
The Duke of York is set to undergo an ambitious rebranding effort, now referring to himself as Andrew, the Artist Formerly Known as Prince 🤴
Sweat-free snacking’ 💦
Festive food shortages threatening to spoil Christmas? Petrol problems got you in a panic?
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