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Andrew Was “Obviously Playing Twister,” Say Representatives

Responding to the now-infamous “four-legged photo,” lawyers for Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor (formerly known as a prince) have confirmed that he was, in fact, playing Twister – a game he is said to have grown fond of while attending various teenage birthday parties. “Look, he hasn’t put a foot wrong,” a spokesperson said, gesturing at the image. “Left leg, yellow. Exactly where it should be. “Everything looks … Continue reading Andrew Was “Obviously Playing Twister,” Say Representatives

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Postmaster Compensation Packages Lost by Royal Mail

Contrary to claims, Royal Mail postmasters wrongly accused of fraud were sent apologies and compensation. However, new information has revealed that they were lost in the post. A government statement released today acknowledged the embarrassing situation amidst growing public interest in the Horizon scandal following the explosive ITV drama Mr Bates vs The Post Office. ‘I can 100% confirm we sent remuneration for the victims’ troubles, alongside handwritten … Continue reading Postmaster Compensation Packages Lost by Royal Mail

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Local Pet Shop Comes Out in Support of Israel

Yesterday evening, as intense fighting raged on across Israel and Gaza, Bognor Regis-based pet store, PetZone, published a statement announcing their unreserved support for Israeli forces. At 6 pm GMT, hours after posting an Israeli flag to their Instagram stories, PetZone published a strongly-worded statement to their Facebook page while also sending it out to their loyal 42-person-strong mailing list. In a move that’s sure … Continue reading Local Pet Shop Comes Out in Support of Israel

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