Tag: definitely not satire

Fake News Desk

Pepsi Launch ‘Be Less Human’ Training Initiative

Following a controversial Coca-Cola seminar which urged employees to ‘be less white’, Pepsi, always hot on the heels of their far superior rival, have developed their own internal training program. Theirs asking staff to be less human. ‘We thought if the boys over at Coke can do some woke training, then we should totally try and 7up them,’ said John Richardson, head of the soon … Continue reading Pepsi Launch ‘Be Less Human’ Training Initiative

Unknown's avatarQuinnLeave a comment
Fake News Desk

Dominion Voting Systems Flipped Eurovision Results

Following accusations of widespread fraud in last November’s US elections, shocking new evidence has come to light regarding Dominion Voting Machines and their handling of the 2014 Eurovision Song Contest. Eurovision’s parent company, The European Broadcasting Company, awarded a 5-year contract to Dominion Voting Systems back in 2013, tasking them with tallying votes for the annual multi-nation spectacular. However, just 1 year into their 5-year … Continue reading Dominion Voting Systems Flipped Eurovision Results

Unknown's avatarLee innitLeave a comment