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Biden’s Dog Faces Impoochment After Second Biting Incident

President Biden’s canine companion, Major, is in the dog house once again, and this time he appears to have bitten off more than he can chew. A second biting incident in just one month has led to calls from prominent Republican figures asking for the White House’s first ever rescue dog to be removed from office, they claim Major is no longer fulfilling his duty … Continue reading Biden’s Dog Faces Impoochment After Second Biting Incident

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Dominion Voting Systems Flipped Eurovision Results

Following accusations of widespread fraud in last November’s US elections, shocking new evidence has come to light regarding Dominion Voting Machines and their handling of the 2014 Eurovision Song Contest. Eurovision’s parent company, The European Broadcasting Company, awarded a 5-year contract to Dominion Voting Systems back in 2013, tasking them with tallying votes for the annual multi-nation spectacular. However, just 1 year into their 5-year … Continue reading Dominion Voting Systems Flipped Eurovision Results

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Trump Impeachment Attorney Replaced by ‘I’m Not a Cat’ Lawyer

Donald Trump has decided to seek alternative legal counsel, having been left infuriated by Bruce Castor’s meandering performance at yesterday’s impeachment trial. Short of options, Trump contacted the first lawyer he could find on Google, who just so happened to be Texas attorney and internet sensation, Rod ‘I’m not a cat’ Ponton. This won’t be the first time Trump has attempted to grab a pussy, … Continue reading Trump Impeachment Attorney Replaced by ‘I’m Not a Cat’ Lawyer

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