Concerns that vaccine passports are part of an ‘Orwellian’ plot to control and subjugate the British population were alleviated last night after MPs confirmed that they will be blue.
According to YouGov polling, 52% of the British population now support the plan – representing a clear and overwhelming majority of Britons.
Mary from Berwick-upon-Tweed commented that the blue vaccine passports made her feel warm and patriotic rather than scared and confused.
She added: ‘Hopefully, this new vaccine passport can help me get back to Spain, I’ve been having a bit of trouble with my Brexit one.’
The blue vaccine passports (or BVPs) will be issued to those who receive the jab along with a bottle of rich tea-scented suntan lotion and a congratulatory handwritten postcard from the Queen.
However, the scheme is unlikely to come into place for another few months at the very least, with the French-made British vaccine passports currently being held up in customs because of new Brexit-related regulations.