Joe Biden Announces 2020 Presidential Bid
Sitting President Joe Biden shocked Americans today after announcing plans to run against Donald Trump in 2020. Continue reading Joe Biden Announces 2020 Presidential Bid
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Sidney Powell Claims She Was Joking All Along, Throwing Dominion’s Legal Case Into Turmoil
Dominion has suffered a major setback in its defamation lawsuit against Sidney Powell with the former Trump lawyer now claiming that the entire ‘Stop the Steal’ campaign was ‘completely ironic’ and ‘just a bit of fun’, leaving Dominion’s $5000 an hour legal team completely devoid of ideas or legal avenues to pursue. Speaking at a press conference outside her offices in Dallas, Powell told reporters: … Continue reading Sidney Powell Claims She Was Joking All Along, Throwing Dominion’s Legal Case Into Turmoil
Trump to Drain Florida Swamp, Build Golf Course
On the back of Trump’s recent impeachment trial, the former President will be moving back to Florida full-time in an effort to drain the swamp there, having failed to do so in D.C. Despite the lack of political clout associated with removing large swathes of wetland, Trump is understood to be angling for some quick wins to rebuild his reputation ahead of a potential 2024 … Continue reading Trump to Drain Florida Swamp, Build Golf Course
Dominion Voting Systems Flipped Eurovision Results
Following accusations of widespread fraud in last November’s US elections, shocking new evidence has come to light regarding Dominion Voting Machines and their handling of the 2014 Eurovision Song Contest. Eurovision’s parent company, The European Broadcasting Company, awarded a 5-year contract to Dominion Voting Systems back in 2013, tasking them with tallying votes for the annual multi-nation spectacular. However, just 1 year into their 5-year … Continue reading Dominion Voting Systems Flipped Eurovision Results
Trump Impeachment Attorney Replaced by ‘I’m Not a Cat’ Lawyer
Donald Trump has decided to seek alternative legal counsel, having been left infuriated by Bruce Castor’s meandering performance at yesterday’s impeachment trial. Short of options, Trump contacted the first lawyer he could find on Google, who just so happened to be Texas attorney and internet sensation, Rod ‘I’m not a cat’ Ponton. This won’t be the first time Trump has attempted to grab a pussy, … Continue reading Trump Impeachment Attorney Replaced by ‘I’m Not a Cat’ Lawyer
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