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Piers Corbyn, Anti-Maskers Shut Down Lucha Libre Wrestling Meet

Violence broke out last night as a group of anti-mask campaigners led by Piers Corbyn, brother of former Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn, attempted to shut down a lucha libre wrestling practice in North London. Anti-maskers gathered outside the Fight Factory gym in North London, home to the El Luchos Luchador wrestling team, carrying placards adorned with anti-mask slogans such as ‘no submissions’ and ‘masks = … Continue reading Piers Corbyn, Anti-Maskers Shut Down Lucha Libre Wrestling Meet

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Sidney Powell Claims She Was Joking All Along, Throwing Dominion’s Legal Case Into Turmoil

Dominion has suffered a major setback in its defamation lawsuit against Sidney Powell with the former Trump lawyer now claiming that the entire ‘Stop the Steal’ campaign was ‘completely ironic’ and ‘just a bit of fun’, leaving Dominion’s $5000 an hour legal team completely devoid of ideas or legal avenues to pursue. Speaking at a press conference outside her offices in Dallas, Powell told reporters: … Continue reading Sidney Powell Claims She Was Joking All Along, Throwing Dominion’s Legal Case Into Turmoil

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BBC One Set to Debut ‘The Union Jack Hour’

The BBC has announced that it will be debuting its new flagship show ‘The Union Jack Hour’, next Monday on BBC One. After the UK government accused the Beeb of displaying a flagitious lack of patriotism, the broadcaster has agreed to air one hour of uninterrupted flag action, each and every day, forever and ever, and ever. Having been recently flagged and flagellated by BBC … Continue reading BBC One Set to Debut ‘The Union Jack Hour’

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Jamaica Suspends Use of AstraZeneca Vaccine After Reports of Bludclarts

Jamaica has become the latest country to suspend use of the AstraZeneca Covid-19 vaccine, following in the footsteps of France, Italy and the Netherlands, after widespread reports of bludclarts. After a bludclart reportedly left one man fi dead, health officials from the island nation have stated that ‘wi nuh need di bludcart AstraZeneca vaccine fi wi,’ and that they will look to alternative suppliers going … Continue reading Jamaica Suspends Use of AstraZeneca Vaccine After Reports of Bludclarts

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Royals Launch Foundation Range to Help Peasants Achieve ‘More Palatable’ Skin Tone

The Royal Family have partnered with high-end department store Harvey Nichols to launch their own ‘Royally Acceptable’ foundation range, which helps people achieve what they call ‘a more palatable skin tone.’  Inspired by Grandson Archie’s potentially concerning pigmentation, the Royal Family have released three different shades, White is Right, Hail the Pale and Ku Klux Tan. The latter of which has been particularly well received … Continue reading Royals Launch Foundation Range to Help Peasants Achieve ‘More Palatable’ Skin Tone

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Boris Johnson Launches Secret Charity to Fund ‘World-Beating’ Wallpaper

According to reports, Boris Johnson is planning to set up a secret charity to help cover the costs of refurbishing his home at No 11 Downing Street, allowing rich Tory benefactors to exchange designer furniture for opportunities to screw over the general public. The name of his new charity has reportedly already been decided. Having batted around names such as Chancer Care UK and Betraying … Continue reading Boris Johnson Launches Secret Charity to Fund ‘World-Beating’ Wallpaper

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Republicans Boycott Potatoes After Mr Potato Head Announcement

Following news that Hasbro will be rebranding Mr Potato Head as simply Potato Head in a bid to degender the beloved children’s toy, many right-wing commentators have been left unsurprisingly outraged. The move has left such a sour taste that some Republicans have called for a boycott on all potatoes. ‘What we see here is a typical attempt from a company to force their woke … Continue reading Republicans Boycott Potatoes After Mr Potato Head Announcement

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Hermes Pledge to Deliver to Wrong Address in Just Half the Time

Criticised for their seeming unwillingness to drop parcels to the correct location, delivery service Hermes has vowed to do better, promising to deliver packages to the wrong address in just half the time. ‘It’s the product of many hours of hard work, logistical planning but mainly lengthy Zoom calls,’ said Simon Jameson, Head of Supply Chain Solutions at Hermes The courier service has made a … Continue reading Hermes Pledge to Deliver to Wrong Address in Just Half the Time

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Dogging Set to Return on 29th of May

The government’s ‘roadmap to freedom’ has provided a provisional date of May 29th for the much-anticipated return of dogging. The voyeuristic pastime is set to make a comeback after months of individuals being forced to have sex in buildings, away from the prying eyes of the law and each other. Despite this, many within the dogging community feel left behind and that dogging is not … Continue reading Dogging Set to Return on 29th of May

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Deliveroo Now World’s Biggest Biker Gang

A new report from the UK Counter Terrorism Office has revealed Deliveroo to be the world’s biggest biker gang, with over 15,000 riders now operating in Britain alone. The London-based group overtakes the likes of the Hells Angels, the Bandidos and the Mongol Brotherhood. Identifiable by their turquoise cuts, Deliveroo are currently embroiled in a heated turf war with rivals Uber Eats and the Crip-affiliated … Continue reading Deliveroo Now World’s Biggest Biker Gang

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